doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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