whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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