I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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