he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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