You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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