It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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