Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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