I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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