i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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