he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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