so that wasnt chicken after all
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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