Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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