I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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