He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize