As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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