At least make sure they are 18
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Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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