Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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