you're like a bully in the Christmas story
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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