I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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