hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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