but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize