We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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