try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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