I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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