Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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