I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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