Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i think i have two assholes
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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