what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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