i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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