I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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