P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He shit in the fireplace
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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