Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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