We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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