well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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