Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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