I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just gargled with NyQuil
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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