i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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