I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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