her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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