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It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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