ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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