We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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