I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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