Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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