I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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