Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
