Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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