yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?