No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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