Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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