I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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