erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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